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The Adventurer 3D - Game Reviews


One of the greatest games we have ever played


The Adventurer 3D's extremely high quality trailer.

Okay, joke over.
This game is one of the worst games that we have ever seen. It's so bad that the game's own creator has abandoned it.

The Adventurer 3D is distributed on floppy disks. Yes, you read that right, floppy disks.

If you didn't already know, floppy disks can store 1.44MB of data. The Adventurer 3D's size is 15GB.
That means, to install The Adventurer 3D, you need 22,119 floppy disks.

We wanted to install the game onto our Crashbook Pro from 2016, which doesn't have a USB port, let alone a floppy drive. We decided to buy a USB floppy drive from Amazon for £10.

We then realised that we needed to buy a USB dongle for our Crashbook. And with Apple making their products overpriced, we had to pay £20 for that.

Thought that we would be ready to install the game now? Well you're wrong.
We put the first floppy disk into the drive, and we got an error message:


5 days later, the downgrade finally completed, and we were now running CrashOS 1.0, released in 1987.

Inserting the floppy disk into the drive again, the installer popped up.
To install, you have to insert the first floppy disk, remove it, then insert the next one, remove it, and repeat this until all 22,119 floppy disks have been inserted.

Opening up the game, it takes about 45 minutes to load. The menu screen music is Nyan Cat, so we're already off to a great start.
On the menu screen, there is one option, 'Play'. How useless.

Loading into the game itself, I was very disappointed.
This game looks like it was designed on a Commodore 64.

Looking ahead, I can see a giant blue light. The controls on this game are G to move forward,
I to move backwards, M to move left, and Q to move right. How stupid.

I walk towards the blue light, and upon touching it, a message appears on my screen telling me that I have won the game:


I believe this is actually the worst game on the planet.
This game is definitely not worth the £100,000 that we paid for it. Please, don't buy it.